[voice post]

--ow! [have the sound of someone stumbling a bit, here] You know, this isn't quite what I was going for when I wanted someplace to---

[silence. For effect, you might hear a cricket chirp here or there.]

...well this looks familiar. If I didn't know any better, I'd say this place looks exactly like that huge park in the City. [cue nervous laughter] But it's just the Room of Requirement messing with me.

...right?

[accidental video post]

[have a horrified Neville. Horrified Neville is currently tugging on a very short skirt, trying to get it off. Hell, he's trying to get the whole outfit off, looking panicked]

No--nononono this can't be happening--this can't be happening! [tug tug squirm struggle]

Why is it not coming off?! What is this?! It's got to come off! It's got to!

Wand--I've got to find my wand! That'll get it off--that's it--[commence frantic wand searchings. While in a short skirt. Yes.]


[ooc: lol, switched with Hotaru xD]

[voice post]

Hagrid, what will we be--[a pause]

Um...this doesn't look like the Forbidden Forest. Not that I would know very well what it looks like, but it certainly doesn't look like where I was two seconds ago. Hagrid? Ginny?

...oh bugger.

Yesterday was definately one of the weirder curses. All the plants in my garden changed--my flitterbloom changed into a Devil's Snare, my mint into belladonna, my daisies into fanged geraniums, my ginger into hellebore...all of which are either poisonous our dangerous! Good thing fanged geranium bites aren't poisonous.

Hey, Harry, you should see the water lotuses you got for me! They're blooming again, and they're really pretty.

...I wonder if Kurama's back to normal.

[voice]

This...isn't...?

Was that last Horcrux a portkey? [sounds of someone shifting a little, looking around]

Great. That means Ron and Hermione have to be around here somewhere--

Ron? Hermione? [shifting, again]

Dammit....




[ooc: So yeah, what if Neville got chosen instead of Harry? Placeholder, I'll tag when I get back xD;]

[locked from Lestranges and Malfoys]

Snow?! Why is it snowing in the middle of summer! Not funny, City! Not funny at all! Oh Merlin, my poor plants!

I'm going to have to get them inside--there's got to be some pots around here I could use. This'd better be over soon.

locked and warded against Bellatrix Lestrange

5 Things That I Really Dislike About This City
1. Curses that make me act different than I usually do
2. Bellatrix Lestrange
3. Severus Snape
4. Draco Malfoy
5. Time warp. Nothing stranger than talking to your DADA teacher when he's younger than you

6 Things That I Try Not to Think About Too Much
1. What my parents were like before
2. That final moment
3. Why bad things happen to good people Professor Lupin, Lily, Harry, Dumbledore...I don't get it.
4. Failure
5. July 31, 1980 Why it was him and not me
6. Whether the above fact was a good thing or a bad thing. Fate's funny.

Things I need to do
1. Stop making lists
2. Apologize for the other day. That wasn't me at all. I wouldn't have been that chummy with Malfoy. Or act like that in front of those girls.
3. Check in on my Flutterby Bushes and Flitterbloom.
4. See what other types of plants I might be able to get in the stores here.
5. Return those books to Remus so he can return them to the library.


[ooc: strikes are goooooooone like the wind]

Alright, let's have a vote. How many of you ladies think working in a flower shop gives the impression of a guy who's caring and sensative to your feelings?

Yes? It does? That's what I thought.

Oi, Malfoy. What time is the movie tonight?

[ooc: Neville be big pimpin' today. If you talk to him, and are female, he will hit on you ._.]

[locked and warded from Bellatrix//unhackable - Voice Post]

Harry? Hermione? Ron? Where did you guys disappear to? You didn't get turned into children, did you?

I should've checked the network earlier---has anyone seen them?

[voice post - locked and warded from Bellatrix Lestrange]

I AM NOT A PERVERT! Anyone who read that would think it was something that shouldn't be put out on a public forum, right? Right?! I'm not a pervert! I swear!

[accidental voice post]

--and I think that's Adam's Needle, and that's sunrise abelia next to it--oh! And that's aconite and asphodel and--

.....Where's Hogwarts?

This isn't--oh Merlin this is not good! I have Charms in less than twenty minutes--I couldn't have gone that far, could I? Maybe if I retrace my steps...and there's no way I could've accidentally Apparated...




[ooc: he's over in Xanadu. Someone pick him up, pls? xD; ♥]